Congratulations

We've been sitting on this story for a few days, but we finally got the go-ahead to announce it (although most of our dedicated readers probably know): My twin brother Kyle is getting married. This is a feat of no small consequence, and reminds me of the day that I was able to hornswoggle my wife into marrying me. There's something to be said for finding a woman who is clearly above you and making something beautiful happen. I'm just glad my brother finally knows what it's like.

So, as a family, the Texas Hobbs clan would like to send all the best wishes to Kyle and Natalie, and let this serve as a warning to the rest of the world: The Hobbs families will spread to the ends of the earth, and number as the sands of the sea! Look upon our numbers and tremble, mortals! Time for my medication...